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Middle Finger Witch Statue
Sale price  $19.99 USD Regular price  $39.98 USD
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🖕 "BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH" 🖕

Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge—the Middle Finger Witch Statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing haters, and manifesting pure chaotic energy.

Why She’s Spellbinding:
✔ 100% UNFILTERED – Casts side-eye and curses
✔ WITCH APPROVED – Hand-painted resin with "go to hell" elegance
✔ GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving

🔥 "NOT TODAY, SATAN… OR YOU, KAREN." 🔥

#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy
(Broom not included. Attitude comes standard.)

[CTA] "SUMMON THE SASS" with animated lightning effect

🎁Package includes

  • Handmade
  • Size:4 inches
  • Material: Resin
  • 1 x Middle Finger Witch Statue
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